Jokes tagged as:  Airplane Jokes

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Travelling by airplane is commonplace these days and it’s quite amazing just who you meet when travelling by plane, or what incidents you are witness to.

We have a good selection of airplane jokes for you here, which we hope you enjoy. Whether it’s at the airport waiting to board your plane, something that happens on board, or something that causes your flight to go astray, we have it all here.

Hopefully your next flight will go a lot smoother than some of those in the jokes to follow.

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Aircraft Maintenance Technical Problem Comments

These aircraft maintenance comments are allegedly from ‘gripe sheets’ or ‘squawk reports’ which enable/enabled pilots to report aircraft technical problems and responses from maintenance engineers. Various origins are suggested by the many different interpretations of these items, most popularly Qantas and the US Air Force, although it’s highly unlikely that […]

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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it, and screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to […]