I hate taking a bumpy flight, don’t you? A little guy gets on board his flight and sits on a seat next to the window. A few minutes later, a […]
The Best Funny Airplane Jokes
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We have a collection of the best Airplane Jokes for you to enjoy.
Travelling by airplane is commonplace these days and it’s quite amazing just who you meet when travelling by plane, or what incidents you are witness to.
Whether it’s at the airport waiting to board your plane, something that happens on board, or something that causes your flight to go astray, we have it all here.
Hopefully your next flight will go a lot smoother than some of those in the jokes to follow.
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane, flying from New York to Chicago. After a while, hoping to break the silence, the priest […]
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs. A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she […]
An airline captain was helping to train a very pretty new blonde air stewardess on the airplane, guiding her through her duties as part of her work experience. The route […]
An airline employee with the last name of Gay boarded a flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down in the airplane, someone else came and claimed […]
The world’s first fully computerized passenger aircraft was finally ready for its maiden flight. The flight was fully sold out, but what was different about this airplane was that everyone […]
An airplane had just taken off from Chicago’s O’Hare airport and once they had reached the cruising altitude, the captain began his normal after takeoff flight announcement. “Ladies and gentlemen, […]
You are in charge of washing the airplanes at the company hanger. On this day, you hook the high pressure hose up to the soap suds machine. Then you turn […]
These aircraft maintenance comments are allegedly from ‘gripe sheets’ or ‘squawk reports’ which enable/enabled pilots to report aircraft technical problems and responses from maintenance engineers. Various origins are suggested by […]
Anyone who has been on an airplane knows that the pre-flight safety announcements when you travel by plane can become really mundane and boring, especially if you travel frequently. Other […]
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One […]
Harold and his wife Margaret went to the State Fair every year, end every year without fail, Harold would say, “Margaret, I’d like to ride in that there airplane”. Every […]