Having thought about this for some considerable time, I realised that there are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diahorrea, or you are anxious to meet people who do! The other reason for not wanting to sit in the back row […]
The Best Funny Airplane Jokes
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I guess you could really call me a nervous flyer. Actually, it would be more accurate to call me a VERY nervous flyer. The thought of being in an aircraft flying thousands of feet up in the air when something goes wrong, well it just petrifies me. I guess if […]
You really must see this funny video of what must be the world’s funniest flight attendant. You know what it’s usually like when you get on board a plane. Right before take off, once the doors have been closed and the bridge (or stairs) have been removed, the flight attendance […]
Billy was walking through the shopping mall. He went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper several fake notes and started to leave. The shopkeeper called out to him, “Excuse me little boy, this isn’t real money”. Billy continued walking out of the shop and […]
Patrick & Feargus were on board a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack and they needed to make an emergency landing. “Don’t Panic”, Patrick called out, heroically. “I’ll land this baby!” So, Patrick unfastened his seat belt, got up and moved to the co-pilot chair. […]
An aircraft that was carrying a full cargo of Pepsi was flying over Papua New Guinea when it had a malfunction and went down in the jungle. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company, having sent out search planes to try and locate the crashed plane, finally located the wreckage. […]
I hate taking a bumpy flight, don’t you? A little guy gets on board his flight and sits on a seat next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him on the airplane and immediately falls […]
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane, flying from New York to Chicago. After a while, hoping to break the silence, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?” The […]
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs. A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to […]
An airline captain was helping to train a very pretty new blonde air stewardess on the airplane, guiding her through her duties as part of her work experience. The route that they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the […]
