Is it just me or do you also find it fascinating when you go to the restroom on a plane and find that there are lots of buttons, the purpose of which isn’t always obvious. But being a man, we just have to press buttons to find out what they […]
The Best Funny Airplane Jokes
Forest fires are spectacular to watch, but sadly are so destructive and hard to stop, especially when the weather is hot and dry. A while ago in California, when huge forest fires were raging out of control up in the mountains, a photographer wanted to get photos of the fires […]
Remember the good old Jumbo jet, the Boeing 747 that for many changed the way we fly and in many ways revolutionized long haul flights? This is a travel story from back in the day, when the Jumbo jet was the way to fly. It’s also a story of changing […]
Samuel and Rachel were flying over the Pacific Ocean on an airplane that was headed for Australia. They were off on a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the pilot announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very […]
If you have been on board an airplane in recent years you will be well aware how airlines cut services to avoid their planes flying at a loss. It used to be that on most if not all flights, you would get complimentary drinks and a snack, often a meal. […]
Having thought about this for some considerable time, I realised that there are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diahorrea, or you are anxious to meet people who do! The other reason for not wanting to sit in the back row […]
I guess you could really call me a nervous flyer. Actually, it would be more accurate to call me a VERY nervous flyer. The thought of being in an aircraft flying thousands of feet up in the air when something goes wrong, well it just petrifies me. I guess if […]
You really must see this funny video of what must be the world’s funniest flight attendant. All too often you board a flight only to find the air crew are pretty dull, but this lady is definitely one of a kind. You know what it’s usually like when you get […]
Billy was walking through the shopping mall. He went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper several fake notes and started to leave. The shopkeeper called out to him, “Excuse me little boy, this isn’t real money”. Billy continued walking out of the shop and […]
Patrick & Feargus were on board a small chartered airplane when the pilot suddenly had a heart attack and they needed to make an emergency landing. “Don’t Panic”, Patrick called out, heroically. “I’ll land this baby!” So, Patrick unfastened his seat belt, got up and moved to the co-pilot chair. […]
An aircraft that was carrying a full cargo of Pepsi was flying over Papua New Guinea when it had a malfunction and went down in the jungle. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company, having sent out search planes to try and locate the crashed plane, finally located the wreckage. […]
A Boeing 747 is just coming into land at O’Hare International airport in Chicago, the plane is on its final approach. As is normal when a plane is coming into land, the pilot switches on the intercom: “This is Captain Johanson. Well everyone, we are on our final descent into […]