Have you heard about the blonde woman who called the airline and asked, “How long are your flights from Los Angeles to Phoenix?” The agent answered her with, “just a minute”. At which, the blonde woman thanked him and hung up the phone. Image used under a Collective Commons License […]
The Best Funny Airline Jokes
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A porter who was loaded down with suitcases, followed a married couple to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the counter, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to his wife, “Why didn’t you bring the piano, too?” “Are you trying to be funny?” his wife […]
An airline employee with the last name of Gay boarded a flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down in the airplane, someone else came and claimed that he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty seat several rows further back. […]
With all the problems that the airlines are going through, and the cutting of services, these new airline rules are a scenario that just might become reality in the near future. In fact, with a number of budget airlines, especially in Europe, some of these things are already a reality. […]
