The Best Funny Airline Jokes

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Not all airlines are equal, but the one thing that most airlines have in common is that they feature in really funny airline jokes. We have a good selection for you here and hope that you enjoy them.

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Airlines Cut Services

If you have been on board an airplane in recent years you will be well aware how airlines cut services to avoid their planes flying at a loss. It used […]

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A Blonde Woman Calls The Airline

Have you heard about the blonde woman who called the airline and asked, “How long are your flights from Los Angeles to Phoenix?” The agent answered her with, “just a […]

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Airline Check-In Counter

A porter who was loaded down with suitcases, followed a married couple to the airline check-in counter at the airport. As they approached the check-in counter, the husband glanced at […]

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I’m Gay

An airline employee with the last name of Gay boarded a flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down in the airplane, someone else came and claimed […]

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New Airline Rules

Whoa! New airline rules! Well that’s all we need right now isn’t it! With all the problems that the airlines have been going through, including the cutting of services, these […]