Jokes tagged as:  aircraft

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Flight Announcement

An aircraft had just taken off from Chicago’s O’Hare airport and once they had reached the cruising altitude, the captain began his normal after takeoff flight announcement. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 4295, nonstop from Chicago to Newark”. The captain continued, “Our weather ahead […]

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Aircraft Maintenance Technical Problem Comments

These aircraft maintenance comments are allegedly from ‘gripe sheets’ or ‘squawk reports’ which enable/enabled pilots to report aircraft technical problems and responses from maintenance engineers. Various origins are suggested by the many different interpretations of these items, most popularly Qantas and the US Air Force, although it’s highly unlikely that […]