Whenever I hear a story about air conditioning in restaurants, it makes me think of my wife, who more often than not gets cold when we go to a restaurant. Years ago the kids used to be the same, so even on a hot day when we went out to […]
The Best Funny Air Conditioning Jokes
It was the middle of a hot summer and the air conditioning had broken down at a Catholic Church in Ireland. So they hired Seamus O’Sullivan to crawl around in the air ducts and figure out what was wrong. As Seamus peeked down through one of the old vents in […]
Have you ever stopped to think about how people who live in different parts of North America react differently to different temperatures. For example, when I lived in South Florida, when the temperature dropped below the mid 70’s, I would be out in t-shirt, shorts and sandals, while native Floridians […]
Two blonde girls were hired as cleaners in a big house in town. One day, while they were cleaning the house, the air conditioning broke down. It just happened to be a really hot day, and without the air conditioning to help keep the house cool, the temperature in the […]
A plumber turns up at the Pearly Gates one day and asks to be let in. “What job did you used to do then?”, asks Saint Peter. The plumber replies, “I was a heating and ventilation engineer.” St Peter replies, “Always the same, typical plumber, can’t tell the truth. Right […]
An engineer dies, goes up to heaven and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, I see that you are an engineer. I’m sorry, but you have come to the wrong place.” So, the engineer heads downstairs, lots of them, mile after mile, hundreds […]