Mike came back recently from an African safari. After his arrival, he went to visit his friend, Brendan and told him all about his adventures while he was in Africa. “One day I was out in the jungle”, he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in […]
The Best Funny African Jokes
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Liam walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “Give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here”. The bartender replied, “Do you want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives for me to pour his?” Roger […]
Some American tourists who were on an African adventure holiday, signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised to find that the entire journey was to be made via camel. The group of tourists were a little concerned, […]
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being shown around and introduced to other members. The member who was leading them around said, “See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some […]
A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said “Yes, I did” (in perfect English of course – come on this is a joke you […]
A big old lion woke up one morning in the heart of the African jungle, feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other animals. After all, it had been some time since he had last enforced […]
It’s not an event that happens often, but one day a meeting of the Elephant Council was convened, and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way to the meeting at a secret location known only to the elephants. This naturally took a fair amount of time, […]
An African Tribal Leader flew across the ocean to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the Dulles International Airport in Washington, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight. The chief […]
After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup in South Africa, the entire Nigerian team personally offered to refund ALL the expenses of fans who watched the World Cup Games and travelled all the way to South Africa. They said they just needed: The Bank Account details of the football […]
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: