Roger walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here.” The bartender says, “You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?” Roger says, “Oh, I want them […]
Jokes tagged as: African Jokes
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Some American tourists on an adventure holiday in Africa signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised to find that the entire journey was to be made via camel. The group of tourists were a little concerned, and […]
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being shown around and introduced to other members. The member who was leading them around said, “See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some […]
A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said “Yes, I did” (in perfect English of course – come on this is a joke you […]
A meeting of the Elephant Council was convened, and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way to the meeting This naturally took a fair amount of time, as the meeting was held in the middle of the jungle, and elephants are not generally the fastest beasts […]
An African Tribal Leader flew across the ocean to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the Dulles International Airport in Washington, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight. The chief […]
After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup, the entire Nigerian team has personally offered to refund ALL the expenses of fans who watched the World Cup Games and travelled all the way to South Africa. They said they just need: The Bank Account details of the soccer fans Their […]
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
