The Best Funny African Jokes

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Do you love African jokes? We do and we have a good collection of African jokes here for you.

Whether it’s funny stories about being on safari in deepest Africa, jokes about camels, lions, elephants or monkeys, tales from Nigeria, South Africa or Timbuktu, or maybe even meeting the local Witch Doctor, we hopefully have something here that you will enjoy.

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African Safari

Mike came back recently from an African safari. After his arrival, he went to visit his friend, Brendan and told him all about his adventures while he was in Africa. […]

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Two Shots

Liam walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “Give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here”. The bartender replied, “Do you want […]

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African Adventure Holiday

Some American tourists who were on an African adventure holiday, signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised […]

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The Hunting Club

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being shown around and introduced to other members. The member who was leading them around said, “See […]

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Dead Dinosaur

A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill […]

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King Of The Jungle

A big old lion woke up one morning in the heart of the African jungle, feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle […]

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Elephant Council

It’s not an event that happens often, but one day a meeting of the Elephant Council was convened, and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way […]

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The African Tribal Leader

An African Tribal Leader flew across the ocean to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the Dulles International Airport in Washington, a host of newsmen […]

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The World Cup – A Nice Gesture

After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup in South Africa, the entire Nigerian team personally offered to refund ALL the expenses of fans who watched the World Cup Games […]

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United Nations World Survey

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure because of the following: