Unknown to his wife, a wealthy man had a secret affair with an Italian woman which carried on for several years. One night, while they were in bed together, the Italian woman told her lover that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he agreed […]
The Best Funny Affair Jokes
Father Murphy was being honoured with a retirement dinner, after 25 years service in the parish. A leading local politician who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make a presentation to Father Murphy and to give a little speech at the dinner. Unfortunately, the politician was delayed, […]
One day, while out on the golf course playing a round of golf with his wife, the husband said, “Honey, I have a confession to make. It’s been on my mind for a while now to be honest with you. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant […]
This is what happens when men get together and start talking about their cheating wives. Three lads, all of them a sandwich short of a picnic, got to talking amongst themselves one day in their local pub. One lad was from England, one was from Scotland and one was from […]
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the […]