One day, while out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Honey, I have a confession to make. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me”. His wife was hurt but said, “Dearest, those days are long gone. […]
The Best Funny Affair Jokes
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Three lads, all a sandwich short of a picnic, got to talking amongst themselves one day in their local pub. One lad was from England, one was from Scotland, and one was from Ireland. They were talking about their home lives and their problems, and all three came to the […]
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the […]
