The Best Funny Adoption Jokes

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We all know that adoptions isn’t always a happy thing for a child, but that doesn’t stop adoption being the topic of a number of jokes.

We have a selection of adoption jokes for you here and hope that you enjoy them.

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The Circus Adoption

A husband and wife who both worked for the circus, went to an adoption agency. Social workers there raised doubts about their suitability to be adoptive parents, after all they […]

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Adopted Twins

A woman had twins and gave them up for adoption. One of the adopted twins went to live with a family in Egypt and was named “Amal.” The other adopted […]

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Blonde Couple Adopt A Baby

A blonde couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called, and told them that they had adopted a wonderful […]