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Some jokes are as old as the universe, and the oldest jokes surely must be Adam jokes.

Adam, according to the Book of Genesis is the first man, so naturally where else to start creating jokes than the Garden of Eden.

What better recipe for some good jokes: a man and a woman alone in a beautiful garden. Throw in an apple, a treacherous snake and the creator of the universe for good measure. That’s got to be a good recipe for sure.

We hope you enjoy our collection of Adam Jokes.

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Religious Jokes

God Created Adam

God created Adam in the Garden of Eden, but despite his glorious power, it turns out that Adam wasn’t the brightest spark in the Universe. One day, God said to him, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to […]

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The Oldest Profession

A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of which of their professions was the oldest. “I think my line of work would win this one hands down,” the surgeon said. “After all, Eve was created from Adam’s rib, and that sounds like surgery to me.” “Maybe,” […]

Religious Jokes

Adam and Eve

This is a story about the real First Man and First Lady, Adam and Eve. One day, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “Adam, what is wrong with you?” Adam told God that he was lonely and bored because he didn’t […]

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Religious Jokes

Two New Organs For Adam

As we all know, God created the first man, Adam, in his own likeness, but there was something missing. So, God decided to give Adam two new organs. It took God a while to work on these, even though he was all powerful, but these things still take time, but […]

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Religious Jokes

The Garden Of Eden

A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Englishman. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no […]

Religious Jokes

Adam’s Rib

The way that children interpret things that they are told is precious isn’t it. This is a story about Adam’s rib. One day in Sunday School, the children were being taught about the Garden of Eden and how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when […]