The Best Funny Adam Jokes

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Some jokes are as old as the universe, and the oldest jokes surely must be Adam jokes.

Adam, according to the Book of Genesis is the first man, so naturally where else to start creating jokes than the Garden of Eden.

What better recipe for some good jokes: a man and a woman alone in a beautiful garden. Throw in an apple, a treacherous snake and the creator of the universe for good measure. That’s got to be a good recipe for sure.

We hope you enjoy our collection of Adam Jokes.

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The First Woman

Contrary to popular belief, Eve was actually the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. If you read on you will […]

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God Created Adam

God created Adam in the Garden of Eden, but despite his glorious power, it turns out that Adam wasn’t the brightest spark in the Universe. One day, God said to […]

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The Oldest Profession

A surgeon, an architect and a politician were considering the question of which of their professions was the oldest profession in history. “I truly think my line of work ought […]

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Ten Reasons God Created Eve

There are many jokes and stories about Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden, but this one is a bit different in that it raises the question as to […]

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Three Nuns Outside The Pearly Gates

One day, three nuns died and before long they were standing outside the pearly gates of heaven waiting to get in. Saint Peter approached them, and asked the first nun, […]

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Adam and Eve

This is a story about the real First Man and First Lady, Adam and Eve. One day, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God […]

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Two New Organs For Adam

As we all know, God created the first man, Adam, in his own likeness, but there was something missing. So, God pondered over this for a while, finally deciding that […]

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The Garden Of Eden

A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Englishman. […]

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Adam’s Rib

The way that children interpret things that they are told is precious isn’t it. This is a story all about Adam’s rib. One day in Sunday School, the children were […]