Contrary to popular belief, Eve was the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. Yes I know either way she was still the first woman, and Adam was still the first man, but with them being created the other way around […]
The Best Funny Adam Jokes
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God created Adam in the Garden of Eden, but despite his glorious power, it turns out that Adam wasn’t the brightest spark in the Universe. One day, God said to him, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to […]
A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of which of their professions was the oldest profession in history. “I think my line of work ought to win this one hands down”, the surgeon said. “After all, Eve was created from Adam’s rib and that sure sounds […]
One day, three nuns died and before long they were standing outside the pearly gates of heaven waiting to get in. Saint Peter approached them, and asked the first nun, “Do you know who the first man was on Earth?” The first nun said, “Ummm, that’s a difficult question, would […]
This is a story about the real First Man and First Lady, Adam and Eve. One day, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “Adam, what is wrong with you?” Adam told God that he was lonely and bored because he didn’t […]
As we all know, God created the first man, Adam, in his own likeness, but there was something missing. So, God decided to give Adam two new organs. It took God a while to work on these, even though he was all powerful, but these things still take time, but […]
A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Englishman. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no […]
The way that children interpret things that they are told is precious isn’t it. This is a story about Adam’s rib. One day in Sunday School, the children were being taught about the Garden of Eden and how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when […]
