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The Best Funny Adam Jokes

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Some jokes are as old as the universe, and the oldest jokes surely must be Adam jokes.

Adam, according to the Book of Genesis is the first man, so naturally where else to start creating jokes than the Garden of Eden.

What better recipe for some good jokes: a man and a woman alone in a beautiful garden. Throw in an apple, a treacherous snake and the creator of the universe for good measure. That’s got to be a good recipe for sure.

We hope you enjoy our collection of Adam Jokes.

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Religious Jokes

The First Woman

Contrary to popular belief, Eve was actually the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. Yes I know, either way she was still the first woman and Adam was still the first man, but with them being created the other way […]

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God Created Adam

God created Adam in the Garden of Eden, but despite his glorious power, it turns out that Adam wasn’t the brightest spark in the Universe. One day, God said to him, “Adam, I want you to do something for me.” Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to […]

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Life Jokes

The Oldest Profession

A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of which of their professions was the oldest profession in history. “I think my line of work ought to win this one hands down”, the surgeon said. “After all, Eve was created from Adam’s rib and that sure sounds […]

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Religious Jokes

Three Nuns Outside The Pearly Gates

One day, three nuns died and before long they were standing outside the pearly gates of heaven waiting to get in. Saint Peter approached them, and asked the first nun, “Do you know who the first man was on Earth?” The first nun said, “Ummm, that’s a difficult question, would […]

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Adam and Eve

This is a story about the real First Man and First Lady, Adam and Eve. One day, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “Adam, what is wrong with you?” Adam told God that he was lonely and bored because he didn’t […]

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Religious Jokes

Two New Organs For Adam

As we all know, God created the first man, Adam, in his own likeness, but there was something missing. So, God decided to give Adam two new organs. It took God a while to work on these, even though he was all powerful, but these things still take time, but […]

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The Garden Of Eden

A Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Englishman. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no […]

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Adam’s Rib

The way that children interpret things that they are told is precious isn’t it. This is a story about Adam’s rib. One day in Sunday School, the children were being taught about the Garden of Eden and how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when […]