The Best Funny Adam and Eve Jokes

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You would imagine that Adam and Eve would be the perfect couple, living in paradise in a beautiful garden and yet, they have been the subject of numerous jokes that are almost as old as the story of Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden itself.

Who really knows how or why everything went wrong. Was it Adam being too naive for the beautiful Eve, who must have been somewhat premiscuous to have been seduced by a snake. Was it all just the snake’s trickery that caused their downfall.

No matter what the reason was, it’s provided the world with some excellent jokes over the millenia, and we have some of the best here for you to enjoy.

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How Did The Human Race Appear

One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race appear?” Her father thought for a minute, then answered, “Well Sally, God made Adam and Eve and […]

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Were Adam And Eve White?

This story about the question of whether Adam and Eve were white was sent to me by a good friend, Jack Ray, shortly before he passed away in 2006. I’m […]

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If Adam And Eve Were Chinese

My dad once told me that he reckoned if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still all be living in Paradise. “Why is that Dad?” I asked him. […]

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A Doctor An Engineer And A Lawyer

A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The doctor thought for a minute and then said […]

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The First Woman

Contrary to popular belief, Eve was actually the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. If you read on you will […]

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Three Nuns Outside The Pearly Gates

One day, three nuns died and before long they were standing outside the pearly gates of heaven waiting to get in. Saint Peter approached them, and asked the first nun, […]

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Adam and Eve

This is a story about the real First Man and First Lady, Adam and Eve. One day, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God […]

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WWJD – What Would Jesus Drive?

Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?“, but what if the initials really stand for (grin) “What would Jesus drive?“ One theory is that Jesus would tool […]

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Adam’s Rib

The way that children interpret things that they are told is precious isn’t it. This is a story all about Adam’s rib. One day in Sunday School, the children were […]