One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race appear?” Her father thought for a minute, then answered, “Well Sally, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made”. Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. […]
The Best Funny Adam and Eve Jokes
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You asked for Adam and Eve jokes and we have a good collection of some of the best funny jokes about the legendary first man and woman for you to enjoy.
You would imagine that Adam and Eve would be the perfect couple, living in paradise in a beautiful garden and yet, they have been the subject of numerous jokes that are almost as old as the story of Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden itself.
Who really knows how or why everything went wrong. Was it Adam being too naive for the beautiful Eve, who must have been somewhat premiscuous to have been seduced by a snake. Was it all just the snake’s trickery that caused their downfall.
No matter what the reason was, it’s provided the world with some excellent jokes over the millenia, and we have some of the best here for you to enjoy.
This story about the question of whether Adam and Eve were white was sent to me by a good friend, Jack Ray, shortly before he passed away in 2006. I’m resending it, not just because it’s funny, but in memory of a lovely guy who also ran a jokes mailing […]
My dad once told me that he reckoned if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still all be living in Paradise. “Why is that Dad?” I asked him. “Son”, he said, “Because if Adam and Eve were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody […]
A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The doctor thought for a minute and then said to the others, “Do you remember when on the sixth day, God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve? […]
Contrary to popular belief, Eve was actually the first woman, the first human being that God created, before God created Adam, the first man. If you read on you will find out why I believe this to be true. Yes I know, either way she was still the first woman […]
One day, three nuns died and before long they were standing outside the pearly gates of heaven waiting to get in. Saint Peter approached them, and asked the first nun, “Do you know who the first man was on Earth?” The first nun said, “Ummm, that’s a difficult question, would […]
This is a story about the real First Man and First Lady, Adam and Eve. One day, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “Adam, what is wrong with you?” Adam told God that he was lonely and bored because he didn’t […]
Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?“, but what if the initials really stand for (grin) “What would Jesus drive?“ One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because “the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden […]
The way that children interpret things that they are told is precious isn’t it. This is a story all about Adam’s rib. One day in Sunday School, the children were being taught about the Garden of Eden and how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent […]