The Best Funny Accountant Jokes

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Accountants are the necessary backbone of any company, responsible for determining the profit (or loss) of the company, and ensuring that the legal side of things, paperwork and taxes are properly recorded and reported.

There are of course crooked accountants, who I guess you could describe as someone who “cooks the books”, massaging the figures to help reduce taxes or to make it look like the company is doing better than it really is.

Being traditionally nerdy and sometimes introverted, accountants have been a topic of many jokes throughout the ages. Here is a selection of funny accountant jokes for you to enjoy.

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