A state trooper arrived on the scene of a horrific accident where a blonde woman had just totalled her car a few minutes before. Miraculously, the blonde woman was able to pry herself out from the wreckage of her car without a scratch and was in the process of applying […]
Jokes tagged as: Accident Jokes
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A man was motoring down a country lane when he rounded a bend, his car came off the road and ended up in a ditch. Fortunately, a local farmer saw what happened and came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. The farmer hitched Buddy up to the […]
If you weren’t aware that women think differently to men, this short story ought to prove a point. One day a woman received a text message from her husband: “Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They are doing […]
A man suffered a horrific accident and his private parts were badly injured. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his privates to be rebuilt. Unfortunately, his health insurance policy didn’t cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic surgery. The […]
This is an amazing story about a monkey who could communicate by sign language. Well, it’s not exactly amazing, it’s just a joke, but a monkey communicating by using signs? Come on it’s worth a read. If you like it, share with a few friends. If you don’t like it, […]
There was a screech of tyres and a THUD as a car hit a man who was walking along the sidewalk, and then a loud BANG as two cars collided. One of the cars immediately sped off into the distance and disappeared. A man who was the victim of the […]
I had a car accident the other day. I’m usually a really careful driver, but somehow on the way home from work, I got distracted, and wasn’t paying attention to the other cars around me. Well, the next thing you know, I had rear ended the car in front, and […]
The National Transportation Safety Board recently published the results of a study into common causes of auto accidents. They divulged that they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes into four wheel drive pickup […]
An Irish priest and a Rabbi are both driving down the road and get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars, and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, “Oy vey! What a wreck!” The priest asks him, “Are you all right, […]
Robert was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money as compensation, left the company and went on his way. One day, […]
