A man was not paying attention while he was driving down the road, when the car he was driving skidded on the grass at the side of the road, ending up going off the road and hitting a tree. The collision left the front of a car in a terrible […]
The Best Funny Accident Jokes
Can you imagine waking up in hospital with no idea why you are there or what happened? This man woke up in hospital, all bandaged up so he could barely move. The doctor saw that he had regained conciousness and walked over to his bed so that he could check […]
I work for an insurance company and one day a woman called us as she wanted to report an accident and file an insurance claim. All too often this type of call is pretty much the same for me, day in, day out, but I had reason to remember this […]
These are actual statements found on motor insurance claim forms, where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. Some of these are VERY old, in fact I remember my Mother (who used to work for an insurance company) showing me some of […]
A state trooper arrived on the scene of a horrific accident where a blonde woman had just totalled her car a few minutes before. Miraculously, the blonde woman was able to pry herself out from the wreckage of her car without a scratch and was in the process of applying […]
A man was motoring down a country lane when he rounded a bend, his car came off the road and ended up in a ditch. Fortunately, a local farmer saw what happened and came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. The farmer hitched Buddy up to the […]
If you weren’t aware that women think differently to men, this short story ought to prove a point. One day a woman received a text message from her husband: “Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They are doing […]
A man suffered a horrific accident and his private parts were badly injured. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his privates to be rebuilt. Unfortunately, his health insurance policy didn’t cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic surgery. The […]
This is an amazing story about a monkey who could communicate by sign language. Well, it’s not exactly amazing, it’s just a joke, but a monkey communicating by using signs? Come on it’s worth a read. If you like it, share with a few friends. If you don’t like it, […]
There was a screech of tyres and a THUD as a car hit a man who was walking along the sidewalk, and then a loud BANG as two cars collided. One of the cars immediately sped off into the distance and disappeared. A man who was the victim of the […]