A man suffered a horrific accident and his private parts were badly injured. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his privates to be rebuilt. Unfortunately, his health insurance policy didn’t cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic surgery. The […]
Jokes tagged as: accident
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A police officer came upon a terrible car wreck, where both the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage, a little monkey came out of the brush, and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you […]
There was a screech of tyres and a THUD as a car hit a man who was walking along the sidewalk, and then a loud BANG as two cars collided. One of the cars immediately sped off into the distance and disappeared. A man who was the victim of the […]
I had a car accident the other day. I’m usually a really careful driver, but somehow on the way home from work, I got distracted, and wasn’t paying attention to the other cars around me. Well, the next thing you know, I had rear ended the car in front, and […]
An Irish priest and a Rabbi are both driving down the road and get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars, and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, “Oy vey! What a wreck!” The priest asks him, “Are you all right, […]
Robert was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money as compensation, left the company and went on his way. One day, […]
Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries that he sustained in an accident. In court, the company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe about the details of the accident. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll […]
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to five dollars when her mobile phone rang. It was a […]
A man was riding on a roller coaster at a theme park and had an accident. The next thing he knows, he is in hospital. He is in a lot of pain, and he has bandages all over him. “What on earth happened to you?” asked the hospital visitor to […]