Jokes tagged as:  accident

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Private Parts

A man suffered a horrific accident and his private parts were badly injured. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his privates to be rebuilt. Unfortunately, his health insurance policy didn’t cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic surgery. The […]

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Car Accident

I had a car accident the other day. I’m usually a really careful driver, but somehow on the way home from work, I got distracted, and wasn’t paying attention to the other cars around me. Well, the next thing you know, I had rear ended the car in front, and […]

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries that he sustained in an accident. In court, the company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe about the details of the accident. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll […]