Jokes tagged as:  Accident Jokes

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We all know that accidents are no joke, especially when they happen to you!

But just like everything else in this world, there is a funny side to accidents, and we have here a great selection of the funniest accident jokes for you to enjoy.

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Private Parts

A man suffered a horrific accident and his private parts were badly injured. He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his privates to be rebuilt. Unfortunately, his health insurance policy didn’t cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic surgery. The […]

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Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries that he sustained in an accident. In court, the company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe about the details of the accident. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll […]