Welcome to our accident jokes collection. We all know that accidents are no joke, especially when they happen to you!
Monkey signs. This is an amazing story about a monkey who could communicate by sign language. Well, it’s not exactly amazing, it’s just a joke, but a monkey communicating by using signs? Come on it’s worth a read. If you like it, share with a few friends. If you don’t […]
The Best Funny Accident Jokes
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Welcome to our accident jokes collection. We all know that accidents are no joke, especially when they happen to you!
But just like everything else in this world, there is a funny side to accidents, and we have here a great selection of the funniest accident jokes for you to enjoy.
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There was a screech of tyres and a THUD as a car hit a man who was walking along the sidewalk, and then a loud BANG as two cars collided. One of the cars immediately sped off into the distance and disappeared. A man who was the victim of the […]
Two New York cab drivers met for lunch one day and one of them, who was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, was totally shocked when he saw that the other cab driver arrived driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! […]
I had a car accident the other day. I’m usually a really careful driver, but somehow on the way home from work, I got distracted, and wasn’t paying attention to the other cars around me. Well, the next thing you know, I had rear ended the car in front, and […]
The National Transportation Safety Board recently published the results of a study into common causes of auto accidents. They divulged that they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes into four wheel drive pickup […]
A policeman caught Murphy driving his taxi down the road in Galway and he was driving well over the speed limit. Once he had managed to overtake him, which was no mean feat on the winding country roads of Ireland, the policeman stopped and got out of his car. The […]
An Irish priest and a Rabbi were both driving down the road when they got into a car accident by running into each other. They both got out of their cars and stumbled over to the side of the road. The Rabbi said, “Oy vey! What a wreck!” The priest […]
Robert was in a terrible accident at work, somehow managing to fall through a floor tile and ripping off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money as compensation, left the company and went on his way. […]
A married couple were in a car terrible accident and the woman’s face had been severely burned after the car caught fire. The doctor told her husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So, the husband offered to donate some of his […]
Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries that he sustained in an accident. In court, the company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe about the details of the accident. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll […]
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to ten dollars when her mobile phone rang. It was a […]
A man was riding on a roller coaster at a theme park and had an accident. The next thing he knows, he is in hospital. He is in a lot of pain, and he has bandages all over him. “What on earth happened to you?” asked the hospital visitor to […]