An elderly couple who had been married for more than sixty years, died as the result of a horrific car crash. Their passing was really tragic, since despite their advanced […]
The Best Funny Accident Jokes
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Welcome to our accident jokes collection. We all know that accidents are no joke, especially when they happen to you!
But just like everything else in this world, there is a funny side to accidents, and we have here a great selection of the funniest accident jokes for you to enjoy.
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An army private went to see the Medical Captain to get a new pair of glasses. The Medical Captain, thinking the man looked rather familiar, went through his record book […]
So Paddy and Murphy were driving home from the pub, having spent the whole afternoon there, drinking one pint of Guinness after the other. Suddenly, Paddy started screaming, “Murphy, look […]
A witness to a car accident was in court testifying. The lawyer asked her, “Did you actually see the accident?” The witness replied, “Yes, sir, I sure did”. The lawyer […]
Paddy found out that his parents had been in a minor car accident, so he called his father to check that they were both ok. His father answered the phone […]
A man was not paying attention while he was driving down the road, when the car he was driving skidded on the grass at the side of the road, ending […]
Can you imagine waking up in hospital with no idea why you are there or what happened to you that caused you to be there? Well, this man woke up […]
I work for an insurance company and one day a woman called us as she wanted to report an accident and file an insurance claim. All too often this type […]
These are actual statements found on motor insurance claim forms, where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. Some of these are […]
A state trooper arrived on the scene of a horrific accident where a blonde woman had just totalled her car a few minutes before. Miraculously, the blonde woman was able […]
A man was driving down a quiet country road, when suddenly, a rooster ran out into the middle of the road. The car hit the rooster with a loud BANG […]
A man was motoring down a country lane when he rounded a bend, his car came off the road and ended up in a ditch. Fortunately, a local farmer saw […]