The Best Funny Accident Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/smart-automobile-speed-traffic-1348189/Welcome to our accident jokes collection. We all know that accidents are no joke, especially when they happen to you!

But just like everything else in this world, there is a funny side to accidents, and we have here a great selection of the funniest accident jokes for you to enjoy.


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Horrific Car Accident

An elderly couple who had been married for more than sixty years, died as the result of a horrific car crash. Their passing was really tragic, since despite their advanced […]

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The Army Private

An army private went to see the Medical Captain to get a new pair of glasses. The Medical Captain, thinking the man looked rather familiar, went through his record book […]

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Driving Home From The Pub

So Paddy and Murphy were driving home from the pub, having spent the whole afternoon there, drinking one pint of Guinness after the other. Suddenly, Paddy started screaming, “Murphy, look […]

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Witness To A Car Accident

A witness to a car accident was in court testifying. The lawyer asked her, “Did you actually see the accident?” The witness replied, “Yes, sir, I sure did”. The lawyer […]

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Minor Car Accident

Paddy found out that his parents had been in a minor car accident, so he called his father to check that they were both ok. His father answered the phone […]

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Going Off The Road

A man was not paying attention while he was driving down the road, when the car he was driving skidded on the grass at the side of the road, ending […]

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Waking Up In Hospital

Can you imagine waking up in hospital with no idea why you are there or what happened to you that caused you to be there? Well, this man woke up […]

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Insurance Claim

I work for an insurance company and one day a woman called us as she wanted to report an accident and file an insurance claim. All too often this type […]

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Statements Found On Motor Insurance Claim Forms

These are actual statements found on motor insurance claim forms, where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. Some of these are […]

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Horrific Accident

A state trooper arrived on the scene of a horrific accident where a blonde woman had just totalled her car a few minutes before. Miraculously, the blonde woman was able […]

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The Rooster

A man was driving down a quiet country road, when suddenly, a rooster ran out into the middle of the road. The car hit the rooster with a loud BANG […]

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Accident On A Country Lane

A man was motoring down a country lane when he rounded a bend, his car came off the road and ended up in a ditch. Fortunately, a local farmer saw […]