Jokes tagged as:  Abraham Jokes

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Good old Abraham, one of the first men in the Old Testament and featured in many jokes over the centuries. Actually, Abraham has probably been featured in hundreds of jokes since mankind learned to talk. He was probably featured in the first Joke Book that came hot off the Gutenburg’s printing press!

We hope you enjoy this hand-picked selection of jokes about Abraham.

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Fish Heads

A customer at Abraham’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Abraham, what makes you so smart?” “I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Abraham replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear, “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll […]

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Old Abraham

Old Abraham, a Jewish man, had reached the end of his days and was dying, and his family had gathered around to pay their respects and to be there when he passed over. Lying there on his deathbed, he looked up and said, “Is my wife here?” His wife replies: […]