Two Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign that says, “Convert to Catholicism and get $100”. One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and […]
Jokes tagged as: Abraham Jokes
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A customer at Abraham’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Abraham, what makes you so smart?” “I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Abraham replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear, “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll […]
Old Abraham, a Jewish man, had reached the end of his days and was dying, and his family had gathered around to pay their respects and to be there when he passed over. Lying there on his deathbed, he looked up and said, “Is my wife here?” His wife replies: […]
