Are you ready for some Abraham jokes?
A Jewish American couple were on vacation in the Holy Land and sitting having a coffee outside a souvenir shop in Bethlehem. While they were sitting there drinking their coffee, an Arab gentleman came up to them, carrying a bunch of leather belts and he did his best to try […]
The Best Funny Abraham Jokes
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Are you ready for some Abraham jokes?
Good old Abraham, one of the first men in the Old Testament and featured in many jokes over the centuries. Actually, Abraham has probably been featured in hundreds of jokes since mankind learned to talk. He was probably featured in the first Joke Book that came hot off the Gutenburg’s printing press!
Of course there are other people called Abraham, including Abraham Lincoln. We have jokes about him too.
We hope you enjoy this hand-picked selection of jokes about Abraham and if you have heard them before, that’s because they are old, like Abraham.
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A few hundred years ago, the Pope made a decree that all the Jews must leave Italy. There was, as you can imagine, a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope proposed a deal. He would have a religious debate with a leader of the Jewish community. If […]
When old Abraham died, his will provided $50,000 to pay for an elaborate funeral. After the burial, as the last of the guests departed the cemetery, his wife, Sarah, turned to her oldest friend, Naomi. “Well, I’m sure Abraham would be pleased”, she said. “I’m sure you’re right”, Naomi replied. […]
Two Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign that says, “Convert to Catholicism and get $100”. One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and […]
A customer at Abraham’s Gourmet Grocery store marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence. “Tell me, Abraham, what makes you so smart?” “I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Abraham replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear, “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, […]
Old Abraham, a Jewish man, had reached the end of his days and was dying. His family had gathered in his bedroom and were all standing around his bed to pay their respects and to be there when he passed over. Lying there on his deathbed, he looked up and […]