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A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the police chief. When the police chief came out to the front desk, she told him that she wanted to be a police officer and asked how she could go about getting a job interview. The police chief […]
Jewish mothers have been stereo-typed over the years as the figurehead that holds a family together, a tower of strength, yet one who will ruthlessly criticise her family, especially if they don’t meet with her strict standards. Have you ever wondered about famous people from the past (or indeed the […]
An older man who was wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a fake beard, walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down in front of him, he asked, “With that stovepipe hat and all, it looks like you are going to […]
It was Donald Trump’s first night in the White House as president and he was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night there. However, as he lay there in bed in the White House, something very strange happened, he was awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asked […]
The following are some little known quotes from the mothers of famous people in history: MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?” COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written!” […]
Below are some actual answers to various sixth grade history tests, or so we are led to believe by whoever compiled this hilariously funny list. It’s amazing how children (and adults too at times) misinterpret things and describe them back to us. I have had many experiences of this with […]