A blonde woman was driving down the road one night and she was swerving all over the road, zig-zagging left and right like crazy.
After about a mile, she was pulled over by a police officer who couldn’t believe what he saw and flagged her down.
The police officer approached the car and asked what the problem was and if the blonde had been drinking.
The blonde woman replied, “Well officer, I looked up and there was a tree in front of me so I swerved left. Then there was another tree so I swerved right. Then there was another tree so I turned left again. Then there was another tree… no matter which way I turned there was a tree right in front of me”.
The officer stared at her for a minute, smiled and said, “Ma’am, that’s your air freshener”.
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