An elderly woman came home from shopping to find her retired husband apparently dancing around the living room, waving a rolled up newspaper wildly around his head.
His wife said, “What on earth are you doing dear?”
Her husband replied, “I’m swatting flies Mabel. So far I got 3 males and 2 females”.
His wife replied, “How do you know which gender they were Harold?”
Her husband answered, “Easy Mabel. 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone”.
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