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The Surprise

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Michael and Denise had only been married a few months when he came home from work to be greeted with “Honey, I have a surprise for you”.

“Oh”, said Michael, “what’s that sweetheart?”

“It’s great news”, Denise said, “very soon there will be three people living in this house instead of two”.

Michael practically ran to her with a huge smile on his face, and hugged and kissed her.

She added, “I am so pleased that you feel this way, because tomorrow my Mother is coming to move in with us”.


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