Two elderly women were eating breakfast one morning at their care home.
Margaret noticed something funny about June’s ear and she said, ‘”June, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
June answered, “I have a suppository in my ear?”
She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, “Margaret, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.”
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