It was a record breaking hot sunny day and Murphy decided to go sunbathing naked at the beach in Galway.
For the sake of civility and to keep it from getting sunburned, he placed his hat over his private parts.
Mrs O’Sullivan walked past him and said with a laugh, “Murphy, if you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat when a woman walks past”.
Murphy raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you were better looking Mrs O’Sullivan, it would lift itself!”
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