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Sunbathing In The Nude

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To prepare for his big date with a hot blonde, the young man decided to go sunbathing in the nude on the roof of his apartment building, to try and look a little more tanned.

Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, while lying on his back, and you guessed it, he ended up with nasty sunburn on his “manhood“.

Not wanting to miss his date, because this girl was really hot, he decided to put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, hoping that this would resolve his painful situation.

His blonde date showed up for the date at his apartment, and the way she was dressed, she looked really hot!

The young man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a romantic movie.

During the movie, however, the young man’s sunburn started acting up.

After suffering several minutes of extreme discomfort down below, he asked to be excused, went to the kitchen, and poured a tall, cold glass of milk.

He then placed his sunburned manhood in the milk and was thankful to experience immediate relief of his pain.

The hot blonde, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen just in time to see him with his manhood immersed in a glass of milk.

She was baffled at first, then a big smile came on her face and she exclaimed, “So thats how you load those things!”

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