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Stupid And Clumsy Boy

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Tyrone was a stupid and clumsy boy. None of his classmates at school liked him, because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me mad, Tyrone!”

One day, Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing.

The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had she seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.

Well, naturally Tyrone’s mom was shocked at the feedback she had from the teacher, so she immediately withdrew her son from school. She then sold up their home and they moved away from where they lived in Chicago, relocating all the way to Cleveland.

Some 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but found that she could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly, she died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly after a successful operation.

Then, he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, who was now a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

Don’t tell me you thought that stupid clumsy boy Tyrone became a heart-surgeon…

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