His wife, rather insulted at being called stupid, stopped and thought for a moment.
In the silence that ensued, a silence such that you could hear a pin drop, his wife responded by saying “Allow me to explain:
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”
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