A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time”.
His wife, who was a rather beautiful woman, was rather insulted at being called stupid. She stopped and thought for a moment.
In the silence that ensued, a silence such that you could hear a pin drop, his wife responded by saying “Allow me to explain: God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”
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