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Stunningly Gorgeous Woman

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Once upon a time, a man met a stunningly gorgeous woman and as soon as he caught sight of her, he fell madly in love and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

Having asked this gorgeous woman to marry him, she said to him, “But we don’t know anything about each other”.

The man replied, saying, “That’s all right, we will learn about each other as we go along”.

So, to cut a long story short, the gorgeous woman consented and they were married a few days later.

They went on honeymoon to a very nice resort in the Caribbean and one morning while they were lying by the swimming pool, the man got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Metre board and did a world class dive, ending with him straightening out and as he hit the water he cut it like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations of his diving abilities, he came back and lay down on the towel beside his new wife.

His wife said, “Wow that was incredible!”

Her husband replied, “I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we would learn more about ourselves as we went along”.

So, his new gorgeous wife got up off her towel, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths, breaststroke.

After about fifty lengths she climbed back out of the pool and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath.

Her husband was impressed and said, “That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?”

“No”, she said. “I used to be a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal”.

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