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Straight Up Into The Sky

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Little Tommy came home from school one day and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying there on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the sky.

When his father got home, he explained to Tommy that the chicken had died. He told him that the chicken was going to heaven and his legs were pointed straight up to Jesus.

So, the family buried the chicken in the back garden and that was that.

Two weeks later, Tommy’s father came home from work and Tommy ran up to him yelling, “Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today.”

“What?” his father replied, with a stunned look on his face.

“When I got home from school”, Tommy told him, “Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing straight up in the air”.

Tommy continued, “She was yelling, ‘Jesus, I’m coming, Jesus I’m coming.’ If it wasn’t for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!”

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