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Straight Up Into The Sky

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.pexels.com/photo/animal-agriculture-farm-chicken-4196/Little Tommy came home from school one day, and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the sky.

When his father got home, he explained to Tommy that the chicken had died, he was going to heaven, and his legs were pointed straight up to Jesus.

So, the family buried the chicken in the back garden, and that was that.

Two weeks later, Tommy’s dad came home from work, and Tommy ran up to him yelling, “Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today.”

“What?” his father replied, with a stunned look on his face.

“When I got home from school”, Tommy told him, “Mommy was laying on the bed with her legs pointing straight up in the air”.

Tommy continued, “She was yelling, ‘Jesus, I’m coming, Jesus I’m coming.’ If it wasn’t for Uncle Terry holding her down we would have lost her for sure!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.pexels.com/photo/animal-agriculture-farm-chicken-4196/

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