An older man who was wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a fake beard, walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a drink.
As the bartender set it down in front of him, he asked, “With that stovepipe hat and all, it looks like you are going to a fancy dress party?”
“Yeah”, the man answered, “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life”.
“But you look like Abraham Lincoln?” the bartender said.
“That’s right”, the man answered. “My last four scores were seven years ago”.
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