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Stood Up

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Being stood up by your date is embarrassing and frustrating, so after she had waited more than an hour and a half for her date to come and pick her up, the young woman decided she had had enough.

In a bad mood, having obviously been stood up by her boyfriend, she kicked off her high heeled shoes, changed from her cocktail dress into her comfy pajamas, put on her slippers and took off the makeup that she had taken ages to so carefully apply.

Going downstairs, the young woman then fixed herself some popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of watching television instead.

No sooner had she flopped down in front of the television, put her feet up and started to look through Netflix to find something to watch, the doorbell rang.

So, she angrily got up from the couch, went to the front door and there stood her date, all dressed up.

He took one look at her and gasped in frustration, “I don’t believe this Marjorie. I’m two hours late and you still aren’t ready!”

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