So Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods were in a bar. Yes I know and yes this is going to be one of those terrible golf jokes, but stay with us, if you don’t get a laugh out of this one it’s definitely worth a groan!
Anyhow, after a few beers, Tiger Woods turned to Stevie Wonder and asked: “Hey Stevie, how is the singing career going?”
Stevie Wonder replied, “Not too bad Tiger! How’s your golf game going?”
Tiger Woods replied, “Not too bad, I’ve had some problems with my swing and I have been off form for a year or so, but I think I’ve got that sorted now.”
Stevie Wonder said, “I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right”.
Tiger Woods replied, with an astonished look on his face, “You play golf?”
Stevie Wonder said, “Oh, yes, I’ve been playing golf for years.”
Tiger Woods asked him, “But, you’re blind. How can you play golf if you’re blind?”
Stevie Wonder replied,: “Well, I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddie moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice”.
“That’s amazing”, Tiger Woods said, “but, how do you putt?”
“Well”, Stevie Wonder replied, “When I need to putt, I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards the sound of his voice”.
Tiger Woods asked him, “What’s your handicap then?”
Stevie replied, “Well, I’m a scratch golfer”.
Tiger Woods, finding this hard to believe,, said to Stevie, “This I have to see. We have got to play a round sometime”.
Stevie Wonder replied, “Well, people don’t take me seriously, so I only play for money and I also never play for less than $10,000 a hole”.
Tiger Woods thought about this for a minute and replied, “OK, I’m game for that, when would you like to play?”
Stevie Wonder answered, “Anytime you want, pick a night!”
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