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Stevie Wonder And Tiger Woods

Image used under a Collective Commons License from:,_Montreal.jpgStevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar.

Woods turns to Wonder and says: “How is the singing career going?”

Stevie Wonder replies: “Not too bad! How’s the golf?”

Woods replies: “Not too bad, I’ve had some problems with my swing, and I have been off form for a year or so, but I think I’ve got that right now.”

Stevie Wonder says: “I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.”

Tiger Woods says: “You play golf?”

Stevie Wonder says: “Oh, yes, I’ve been playing for years.”

And Woods says: “But, you’re blind. How can you play golf if you’re blind?”

Wonder replies: “I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice.”

“That’s amazing”, says Tiger Woods, “but, how do you putt?”

“Well,” says Stevie Wonder, “I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice.”

Tiger Woods asks him: “What’s your handicap then?”

Stevie says, “Well, I’m a scratch golfer.”

Tiger Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: “This I have to see. We have got to play a round sometime.”

Stevie Wonder replies: “Well, people don’t take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole.”

Tiger Woods thinks about this for a minute, and says, “OK, I’m game for that, when would you like to play?”

Stevie Wonder says, “Pick a night!”

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