One day, Murphy and Paddy went to a restaurant for dinner and ordered two steaks.
As soon as the waiter brought out their steaks, Murphy quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself and put it on his plate.
Paddy wasn’t happy about that and said, “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Murphy replied, “If ye had the chance to pick first, which one would ye pick?”
Paddy said, “The smaller piece, of course”.
Murphy responded, “Sure what are you complaining about then? Isn’t it the smaller piece that you got?”
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