As soon as the waiter brought out steaks, Murphy quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself and put it n his plate replied
Paddy wasn’t happy about that and said, “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Murphy replied, “If ye had the chance to pick first, which one would ye pick?”
Paddy said, “The smaller piece, of course”.
Murphy responded, “Sure what are you complaining about then? Isn’t it the smaller piece that you got?”
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