Defence Lawyer: When you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
State Trooper: Yes your honor.
Defence Lawyer: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
State Trooper: Yes, sir.
Defence Lawyer: What did she say?
State Trooper: What disco am I at?
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