Starting Young

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/42787780@N04/6447342961One day an old man was sitting on a bench in the park when he saw a young boy smoking a cigarette. “He’s starting young”, the old man thought to himself, and he decided to ask the young boy about his cigarette smoking.

He stopped the boy, and asked how old he was.

The boy replied “I’m 6 years old”.

“Since when do you smoke?” the old man asked.

“Since I first slept with a woman” said the boy.

“And when was that?” asked the old man.

The boy answered: “I can’t remember, I was drunk.”


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