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Starting Young

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Bad habits are not something anyone should have, but even worse when you are starting young.

One day an old man was sitting on a bench in the park when he saw a really young boy smoking a cigarette.

“He’s starting young”, the old man thought to himself and he decided to ask the young boy about his cigarette smoking.

He beckoned to the boy to come over and asked him how old he was.

The boy replied “I’m 6 years old”.

“Since when did you start smoking?” the old man asked.

“Since I first slept with a woman” the boy replied.

“And when was that?” asked the old man, rather shocked at the last response.

The boy answered, “I can’t remember, I was drunk at the time.”

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