“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police officer handed him a speeding ticket, for driving well over the speed limit in a suburban area.
“Keep it,” the police officer advised. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
An elderly Cherokee Native American was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, “A fight is going on inside me. […]
We all have our embarrassing moments don’t we, but I wonder who of us can claim to have had the most embarrassing […]
One winter night, a heavy snow storm had covered a woman’s van with snow and it was stuck in their driveway, preventing […]
A new sign in the lobby at our local bank reads: Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines […]
