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Special Day

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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “Today is a special day. I bet you don’t know what day this is.”

“Of course I do!” her husband indignantly answered, then pondered over in his head what special day it might be, trying not to let his wife see that he didn’t really have a clue.

After a few minutes had passed, he got up from the kitchen table, gave his wife a long lingering smoochy kiss and went out the door to make his way to the office.

At 10am, the doorbell rang.

When the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.

At 1pm the doorbell rang again.

This time, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.

When he did, she exclaimed, “First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress! I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog day in my life.”

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