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Spare Change

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: man is walking along the street, when a homeless person asked him if he had any spare change.

The man stops, then asks the homeless person, “Will you buy booze?”

The homeless person replies, “No.”

The man then asks him, “Will you spend the money gambling it away?”

Once again the homeless person replies, “No.”

“Will you make bets at the golf course?” the man asks him next.

Once again the homeless person replies “No, I don’t play golf”

Then the man asks him, “Will you use the money go to dancing?”

The homeless person replies, “No I don’t dance either”.

Finally, the man asks him “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble, play golf or dance”.

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