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A Southern wife came home early, just in time to find her husband in the bedroom with another woman, a young woman at that.

As the young woman gathered up her clothes and quickly disappeared, the Southern wife did what any good Southern wife would do.

With what appeared like super human strength, borne of fury and cutting firewood power, she grabbed hold of her husband, dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She took out his tally-whacker, grabbed it and put it in a vice, then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter’s saw.

Her banged up cheating husband was terrified with what he could imagine was coming next and hollered at his wife, “Stop! Stop! You’re not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?”

His wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband’s hand and said…

“Nope Charlie. I’m just gonna set this old shed on fire and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want”.

Now that’s what I call revenge! Don’t mess with Southern women!

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