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Two southern girls were sitting on their front porch one evening, having a chat about life, as southern girls do.

One of the girls had just arrived back from a trip to New York and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sights she had seen during her first trip to the big city.

In a heavy southern drawl, she leaned over and whispered to her friend, blushing as she said it, “You know, they have women up there in the big city who have sex with other women”.

In a whispered voice and visibly blushing as well, her friend replied, “Oh, my! What do they call them?”

“They call them lesbians”, the first girl replied.

She continued, “And there are also men in the big city who have sex with other men, they call them homosexuals”.

The second girl’s face went a deeper shade of red on hearing this shocking news.

The first girl paused, lowered her voice even more and said to her friend, “Also, they have these men up there that will put their face in a woman’s privates and kiss all around…”.

“Oh my, do tell me more!”her friend gasped, turning a bright shade of crimson on hearing this enlightening news.

“What do they call them?” she asked.

“Heck if I know”, the first girl said, “I just patted him on the head, pulled him closer and called him Precious“.

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