A retired gentleman went into the Social Security office to apply for Social Security benefits.
After waiting in line a long time he eventually got to the counter.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have forgotten his wallet. “Will I have to go home and come back again?” he asked.
The woman said to him, “Unbutton your shirt”.
So the retired gentleman opened his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair.
The woman behind the counter said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she processed his Social Security application right then and there.
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.
His wife said, “You should have dropped your pants Harold, you might have qualified for disability too!”
What is it about wives when you get older. Seems that whatever we do, we are doing it wrong. Don’t you agree guys?
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