A man fell asleep in his seat and started snoring at the opera.
Now if you think like I do, there is nothing worse than people making noise during a movie or worse a live performance. It’s rude and inconsiderate to the rest of the audience, I am sure you will agree.
When this man started to snore in his seat, the usher walked up and prodded him, saying “Sir, please stop your snoring, you are disturbing the other people in the audience”.
“Now look here”, the man said angrily, “I paid for this seat and I will do whatever I want”.
“Yes sir”, the usher replied, “but the problem is, you are keeping everybody else awake”.
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