It’s not easy for a man to get his own way, especially if his wife likes him to do things her way, but sometimes with a bit of smart thinking, a man can get his way without it costing him a small fortune. This short story is a good example…
Three friends always wanted to play golf on a Saturday afternoon, but it was made almost impossible by the demands of their wives.
One day, after many failed attempts, they finally got together on the golf course and were waiting at the first tee for the group ahead of them to complete the hole and move on.
The first man spoke up, saying, “It’s getting so hard to come out and play golf these days, especially on a Saturday. I had to buy MY wife a new sports car to get out here today!”
The second man followed, “That’s nothing, I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!”
The third man said, “Oh boy, you guys really are a couple of wimps. I didn’t have to buy my wife anything at all!”
The others just looked at him in amazement, and asked him how he managed that!
The smartest of the three said, “It was really easy actually. When I got up this morning, I looked my wife straight in the eye and asked, Golf course or Intercourse?”
Without hesitation, she threw me a sweater and said, “Take this, it might get chilly out there!”
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