I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man came in.
He walked up to the bar, stood right next to me and started drinking a beer.
I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
The small Chinese man looked at me, puzzled, then said “No, why the heck did you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese? Are you a racist?!”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little xxxxx (expletive deleted).
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