I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man comes in.
He goes up to the bar, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
The small Chinese man looks at me, then says “No, why the heck did you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese? Are you a racist?!”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little xxxxx (expletive deleted).
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