He goes up to the bar, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
The small Chinese man looks at me, then says “No, why the heck did you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese? Are you a racist?!”
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little xxxxx (expletive deleted).
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