An American tourist and his wife were traveling around Ireland by car, when one of the tyres developed a slow puncture.
He managed to get the car as far as a small village and considered himself fortunate to find a small garage.
He pulled the car onto the forecourt, walked into the office and asked the owner if they had an air line.
The garage owner replied, “An air line? You must be joking! We don’t even have a bus station!”
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