Two Irish friends decided to go skydiving one day.
So, they booked a jump at a local airfield, went up in the plane and both jumped out.
Paddy hurtled through the air for a couple of minuted, then pulled his ripcord and the parachute opened perfectly, slowing him down and he looked around him watching the ground below.
Michael then pulled his ripcord but nothing happened, he just kept falling straight down going faster and faster.
As Michael passed his friend, Paddy started getting mad.
So, he unbuckled his harness and yelled out, “So Michael, you want to race, eh?”
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