A businessman boarded his flight at Chicago O’Hare airport, and was lucky enough to find himself sitting next to a gorgeous woman.
They exchanged a brief “hello” and while looking over at her during the flight, he noticed that she was reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asked her about it and she replied, “This is a really interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that on average, Native American men have the longest penis, while Polish men have the biggest diameter”.
Being polite, she then added, “By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?”
The businessman coolly replied, “The name is Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you ma’am”.
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