A tired traveler pulled into a hotel around midnight. He was very tired after a long day’s trip, and he asked the clerk for a single room.
As the clerk filled out the paperwork, the man noticed a gorgeous woman who was sitting on her own in the hotel lobby.
He told the clerk to wait a few minutes, while he disappeared into the lobby.
After a minute he came back, with the beautiful girl on his arm.
Lying to the hotel clerk, he said, “Fancy meeting my ‘wife‘ here. I’m going to need a double room for the night.”
The next morning, he came to settle his bill, and found the amount to be over $3,000.
“What’s the meaning of this?” he yelled at the clerk. “I’ve only been here for one night!”
“Yes,” sniffed the clerk, “but your ‘wife‘ has been here for three weeks!”
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