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Single Room

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A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. He is very tired after a long day’s trip, and he asks the clerk for a single room.

As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man notices a gorgeous woman sitting on her own in the hotel lobby.

He tells the clerk to wait a few minutes, while he disappears into the lobby.

After a minute he comes back, with the beautiful girl on his arm.

Lying to the hotel clerk, he says, “Fancy meeting my ‘wife‘ here. I’m going to need a double room for the night.”

The next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3,000.

“What’s the meaning of this?” he yells at the clerk. “I’ve only been here for one night!”

“Yes,” sniffs the clerk, “but your ‘wife‘ has been here for three weeks!”

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