As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man notices a gorgeous woman sitting on her own in the hotel lobby.
He tells the clerk to wait a few minutes, while he disappears into the lobby.
After a minute he comes back, with the beautiful girl on his arm.
Lying to the hotel clerk, he says, “Fancy meeting my ‘wife‘ here. I’m going to need a double room for the night.”
The next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3,000.
“What’s the meaning of this?” he yells at the clerk. “I’ve only been here for one night!”
“Yes,” sniffs the clerk, “but your ‘wife‘ has been here for three weeks!”
Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/woman-lovely-young-nice-girl-3136667/