Sinead says, “Paddy, we’ve been married a long time now. You’re a good lookin man and all, and I think you’ve slept with a lotta women. I won’t be mad, but I would like to know how many, if any”.
Paddy replies. “Sinead my lovely Lass, you should know I never slept with anyone but you my Darlin. All da rest, I was awake”.
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