“It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honor”, testified the man after being charged with indecent exposure.
“Explain that statement!” demanded the Judge.
“Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman — so I showed her”.
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