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Shopping With His Mother

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So a little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out after trying on some new outfits she has found.

While he was waiting for his Mom, the little boy got rather bored and just when his Mom came walking out of the changing room, she was shocked to see her son sliding his hand up a mannequin’s skirt.

“Get your hand out of there Tommy!” she shouted. “Don’t you know that women have teeth down there?”

Well, the little boy quickly snatched his hand away and thanked his lucky stars that he didn’t get bitten.

So, for the next ten years, this little boy grew up believing that all women have teeth between their legs.

When Tommy reached sixteen, he got himself a girlfriend.

One night, while her parents were out of town, she invited him over so they could spend some time alone together.

After an hour of kissing, making out and grinding against each other on the sofa, his girlfriend said, “You know, you could go a little further if you want to”.

“What do you mean?” Tommy asked.

“Well”, his girlfriend said, “why don’t you put your hand down there”, pointing between her legs.

“Heck no”, Tommy said, “you’ve got teeth down there!”

“Don’t be ridiculous”, his girlfriend replied, “there’s no teeth down there”.

“Yes, there are”, Tommy said, “my Mom told me so”.

No, there aren’t any teeth down there”, his girlfriend said again. “Here, look for yourself!”

As she said that, she pulled down up her skirt, pulled her panties aside and gave him a little peek”.

“I’m sorry”, Tommy said. “My Mom already told me that ALL women have teeth down there”.

“Oh for crying out loud!” his girlfriend cried, becoming really frustrated with him.

She laid on the bed, pulled off her panties, placed her legs behind her head so he could get a clear view and said, “Look, I don’t have any teeth down there!”

Tommy took a good long look and replied, “Well, with the condition of those gums I’m not surprised!”


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