A three year old girl went out clothes shopping with her mother and grandma, who was a rather large woman.
Being rather large, the girl’s grandma often had a hard time finding clothes that would fit her.
When the grandma picked out a yellow suit, the little girl went into the dressing room with her while she tried it on.
A few minutes later, having managed to get the outfit on, the grandmother asked the young girl how she liked the outfit.
The little girl replied, “Oh, Nana, you look so pretty. Just like a big yellow school bus!”
Needless to say, the suit stayed in the dressing room.
Apologies to the lovely lady in the yellow dress whose image I used. I couldn’t find anything appropriate for the post and this was the best I could come up with. I don’t think you look fat or old enough to be a grandma!
Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.peakpx.com/495379/women-s-yellow-and-black-fleur-de-lis-scoop-neck-bodycon-dress